Every year, we look forward to our Holiday Banquet to meet and enjoy each other’s company before the holidays. It has been a tradition, albeit a short one, to record memorable quotes from our banquet. This year was no exception and provided quite the plethora of humorous, strictly taken-out-of-context exaggerations of the mis-spoken word!
I’m including several, here, just in case you missed them…
“I think I need to see the Crown Jewels, again!”
“Gromet might be dead by now.”
“I couldn’t get it off.”
“You don’t mind because you like it – Well, you’re just whipping them out right now, aren’t you?”
“Is that my toilet paper? Well, what’s good for the goose…”
“She wanted a live one…she wanted to cut it down!”
“I just want to warn you, a lot of people who pick out their Christmas trees in the dark are disappointed!”
“She said, “’They’ve got a live camel!’”
“She totaled every car that was a Chevy.”
“Did you ever get that fixed?”
“Watch the police blotter!”
“It talks when you stimulate it – just like a man!”
“If I didn’t know you, I’d be moving to another table…”
“When I was in your bed, I didn’t know your Furby was there.”
“I’ve been playing with it; I just can’t figure it out…”
“It’s technical, but it’s fluffy.”
And the most shocking of all, “Monty went to another party!” WWWHHHHAAAATTT????
Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season!
by Lynn Nickels